Taking Back Sunday Threaten Military Campaign to Take Back Rest of Week

Taking Back Sunday

Steven Kowalski, throwing down the satire at The Hard Times:

Lazzara, sitting on his throne high atop his Sunday Fortress, looked out upon a crippled, unassuming week. “People think I’m going to take back Monday first,” Lazzara said to his legion of fans, “But no! We’re taking back Tuesday from the people that took it from us. Once we take back Tuesday, we can attack the rest of the week from both ends.”